Majorly Inconvenienced

Hello Everyone: I nearly lost my mind today trying to do any work. The connection was so spotty that everything seemed to take at least twice as long as it should be. One example, I tried to fill out an online application and spent more time waiting for stuff to upload than actually filling out the application. I'm going to try again tomorrow and hopefully have better luck. Right now I'm waiting for a post to publish. At one point I was cursing the Business Center director for not re-opening it so I could come in and use all the free WiFi I want. I realize it's not her decision but, still, it would make my life easier. Finally the post was published. The site where I publish informed me that I've published 50 posts. Will they offer me a free upgrade to mark the occasion? No, of course not. Anyway, it's dinner time.