Kind Of Fun Afternoon

Hello Everyone:

I had a little of a fun afternoon. Mom decided to stage her "intervention" today, instead of tomorrow. As it happened, the minion had a birthday party this afternoon so mom decided it would be better to go shopping today. Off we went to the nearest indoor mall for a kind of fun afternoon. The best part was coming away with a pair of size low single digit skinny jeans. They went on without my having to suck it in. I could not believe it. Thank Weight Watchers I took a selfie, posted it on the WW Instagram feed, then sent it to the Brit BF. He said I had a nice juicy ass (a good thing). Mom couldn't believe it, especially when I sat down next to her and crossed my legs with ease. Yay.  After that, it was a serious test of my patience. I figured out why I prefer online shopping to malls.  Online shopping allows to quickly find what I need in my size and preferred color. No canned air, crappy music, harsh lighting, and the crowds. My head started to hurt.  Thank goodness for Starbucks. I gave mom a quick lesson on kamikaze shopping. Go in, find precisely what you need, if it's not available or urgent, move on otherwise pay and leave. Most of all, don't put up with clueless sales associates. If it's something urgent but unavailable, order it. I don't like to waste a lot of time. This is why I do my planning ahead of time, so I know what I want, where to find it, and how much. Sometimes I like the surprise of finding something new and unique. Tomorrow, it's back to the blogosphere.