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Hello Everyone:

Meow, I decided to let the "Cat Woman" side of my personality out this afternoon.  There were these two girls on the elevator coming with me.  One, naturally, was on the phone and the other was gabbing away.  The door opens and I get on as these girls start to get off, thinking it was the main lobby.  I live on the first floor.  Anyway, they ask if that was their floor and I said "yes" but the killjoy maintenance worker told them to come back, which they did.  He told I was't being nice.  I never said I was nice.  Once we got to the main lobby, the girls quickly got off to escape my claws.  Meow.  I love to toy with the odd mouse or two.  It's quite fun to watch them squirm.  I shouldn't be so mean all the time.  Alright, when the occasion warrants it.  Sometimes people just walk right into my clutches, making them ripe for the picking.  Speaking of "Cat Woman,"  what do you think of the picture?  It's a tattoo design that I'm very keen on putting on my back.

On another topic.  Once again mom's attitude towards the Cooper family just got to me.  The exterminators are coming, again, on August 19th.  Before, they come, the kitchen cabinets and drawers have to be emptied out.  I told mom that it would be right if someone named Cooper came over for a couple hours just to help out.  Further, it wouldn't kill any of them to come over twice a month, for a couple of hours just to help out with some of the chores errands.  Mom's response was, well they would do it if I asked them but this one has this activity, that one does this, ad nauseum, ad infinitium.  Basically, one excuse after the other.  G-d forbid, they should give up a couple hours of a Sunday.  They have no real excuses.  The way I see it, Their Royal Highnesses Cooper have the attitude of "Do as I say, not do as I do."  Darling sis makes a whole big show out being so respectful to mom and yours truly in front of other people.  The reality is that it's all a charade, which I want no part of.  This is why I have no intention of participating in any of the upcoming Jewish New Years meals or other get together.  I really don't want to be part of the show.  I'd rather do something else than play along.  It just doesn't feel honest to me.  I need to be true to my feelings.